Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Suck

I still haven't gone on a date. One of my theories as to why is that I'm pretty fucking fickle. Here is a list of deal breakers:

-Stupid Hair.
-Younger than I am (even the same age is kind of gross).
-Cargo shorts.
-Bad Shoes.
-Not tall.
-Likes gLee.
-Likes terrible music.
-Plays in a shitty band.
-Bad breath.
-"Doesn't watch T.V."
-Vegetarian.
-Allergic to pets.
-Believes in god.

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