Master Dating

Another day, another failed attempt at a relationship. I know what you're thinking. "How could this girl be single? She's pretty alright looking. She has a respectable job. She's in an internationally known band. She has really cute pets." Trust me, you aren't thinking things I haven't already thought. It's a mystery.

But this time I'm coming back full force. I reopened my OkCupid account, joined a gym (I heard people meet people to date at the gym) and dyed my hair blonde (new beginnings?). I'm going to date outside of my "type" (I may even date a man that doesn't have tattoos and isn't in a band!). I'm going to be the Master Dater.